if someone ever tells you what to do kindly remind them that YOU’RE NOT MY DAD
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit